I need a few Laffs... here they are!!! (yup i'm too lazee to blog right now)
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I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.
Half the people you know are below average.
99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so
good.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets
the cheese.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously
overlooked something.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be
lazy.
Hard work pays off in t...
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Strange aint it.. how when it comes to others, we'll give a million suggestions.... do everything we can when someone's in trouble..and yet.. for ourselves we can never be bothered.. it's like.. naah i'll be fine.. we'll all be fine end of the day insha'Allah.. it's juss that we do need to do something for ourselves too.. I aint saying world wise.. i'm saying do what Allah says to save ourselves... Granted we will be asked what we did for our neighbours.. how we helped our friends.. did we give the rights of our parents, obey the rules when it came to people we didnt know.. but we will also be asked (and this is gonna be the first question) if we prayed 5 times a day... If we had the paid Zakah (which again is for others.. but takes us another step away from hellfire too) If we had the resources and went for Haj or not (juss once in a lifetime.. that aint asking much is it??)
Ok.. this is getting too long.. what i wanna say is.. i've seen people ...
Hmmm.. I'm finally over with the exam.. Jazak'Allah to all those who prayed for me... It went better than i expected.. which isnt to say it went too well but hey ho.. it's over.. now i can concentrate on the more important things in life.. like games... kiddin. Now i'm gonna try and shape this blog up a bit. Get my site up again. Maybe transfer them all on to a single domain. Problem with my ISP is they dont provide static IPs on ... why am i going on about this.. anyways.. yeah Need to sort out ma stuff... Insha'Allah soon..
On another I'll-get-it-done-soon note... A friend of mine today was cussin me when i told him i'm still smokin... so i was tellin' him as i've told so many people before that under this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of willpower.. For some reason people dont believe that.. they tel me its in my brain and if i try hard enuff i can do it.. umm isnt that whass called willpower... i lack that... Well Insha'Allah I will...
How Emotional Are You? brought to you by Quizilla
Me again... (hmmm.. who else could it be???) This is a quiz which i took off Umair's blog who in turn took it off Cindy's Blog.. no I aint gonna go and check where Cindy got it from... (no offense intended Cindy) So i'm a sorrowdweller.. I juss dont get where theycome up with these weird terms.. this is what they have to say about me...
"Sorrowdweller. You are not overcome by anger nor happiness. Your emotions are pretty well balanced, but you do tend to get somewhat emotional at times leaning towards depression and saddness. You have your own views of the world and while you do not see the beauty of life, you are not completely overwhelmed by darkness. Live and let live just because."
Incidentally.. Umair had the same result... :)
What's YOUR Writing Style? brought to you by Quizilla
Here's a quiz that i took from Bushra and A'tika's blog . Hmmm.. dont understand a word wat it means but i took it anyway.. It defined me as a "Freefom writer" ummm.. i wont even try.... all i know is now i'm an anime character... This is how they defined me
"You are a freeform writer. Individualistic with a sense for the different and challenging, Walt Whitman and his poetry lacking meter and rhyme is just what the doctor ordered. You're quick to write something that the rest of the world doesn't accept as poetry, quick to separate yourself from the average joe. An author with a true sense of self, you have confidence in your abilities and aren't afraid to show it. :) GO YOU! " GO ME.. YAY!
Remote Cookin' Lesson
Well, the title pretty much sez it all...but i'll go on and bore you guyz with the details anyway. A friend of mine (the same guy who asked for the chicken recipe last week) was making an omelette (dont know if i spelled that right!) and he goes to me... "Dude how'd u make that omelette you made when i came last year?'. Again the question sez it all.. apparently he was either impressed that the omelette wasnt in a million pieces or maybe he did actually like it.. who knows.. and this guy is like real picky about his food.. he's going to me.. do i wait for the top part to solidify or leave it liquidy.. i ask him if the bottom seems to be cooked.. he sez it's still yellow... and every 2 secs he's going should i flip it over.. when i say yes.. he goes but the top's still liquidy.. i'm like juss flip the damn thing.... he does... lo and behold.. it hasnt broken.. he's happy... and that was my first online cookin lesson....