Greetings, inferior mammals. It is I, The Hamster, your illustrious leader and personage also seen pictured at the top of the screen. And in case you doubt my powers, that barbell actually weighs 200 pounds. Sterling.
I am gracing this puny blog with my presence to inform you of some hitherto unknown information about this Binje person. I have interviewed him and found the results to be of relevance. Please note the following transcript.
Hamster: So, Mr. Binje, if that is your real name… what are you doing here?
Binje: Wha? Me? Here in the blogistan?
Hamster: No, I mean in my cage. You’re mussing up the cedar chip. Go sit on those newspapers instead.
Binje: Yessir.
Hamster: You, Binje, what is your fascination with ice-cream? And what was the best ice-cream you ever had?
Binje: Ice-cream is juss ice cream, and thass all i need to say about that. The best ice-cream i ever had was at this Baskin Robbins in Saudi where i knew the guy who ran the place. He kept ...
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Sar Kiye Yeh Pahar
I dunno, its just weird. I've been meaning to update for ages but havent had the energy, or the brainpower to morph the thawts (as ye old owlie put it) in my head into actual words. I still cant to be honest. Before anything else, I'd like to first of all thank and give credit to the incredibly talented Abez (say Masha'Allah) for making this awesome layout for me (Thank u sis) and ofcourse for including the good ol' hamster up there as well... (btw, she did make the first layout as well and me being me, i.e. awesome grouch, she realized it and changed it as well. Double thanks to ye sis).
I've just started randomly typing away and the first thawt thass come to mind is that of a music video i recently saw. It was a cover of the song Father and Son, (which i believe was originally a Cat Stevens song). Anyhooo.. the cover has been sung by Ronan Keating, the guy who used to be lead singer for some girlie yipeee yahoo band ages ago or something...
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Sar Kiye Yeh Pahar
I dunno, its just weird. I've been meaning to update for ages but havent had the energy, or the brainpower to morph the thawts (as ye old owlie put it) in my head into actual words. I still cant to be honest. I've just started randomly typing away and the first thawt thass come to mind is that of a music video i recently saw. It was a cover of the song Father and Son, (which i believe was originally a Cat Stevens song). Anyhooo.. the cover has been sung by Ronan Keating, the guy who used to be lead singer for some girlie yipeee yahoo band ages ago or something. Anyways, I'm watching the video (for the sheer reason that it was on) and then all of a sudden, none other than Mr. Cat Stevens himself pops up. And I'm thinking this Ronan guy aint outta his mid twenties, so how's Mr. Stevens, beard et al, in the video. Then I realize, it isnt Mr. Stevens but indeed Yusuf Islam himself. In the end of the video it actually sez Ronan Keating featuring Yu...
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I need a flux capacitor!
Ever get the feeling where its like you've been completely left out?
Its like you've made the plans but forgot to include yourself in them.
Its like you're at the platform clutching your ticket but the train's already left.
Its like everything you do just is never enough.
Its like you're first in the queue but there's no one at the counter.
Its like you're on your way but dont know where you're going.
Its like you're can almost touch it, but dont know what it is.
Its like you've got a million people around you yet you're invisible.
Its like you're in a land where no one understands a thing you're saying.
Its like you're in solitary confinement for life.
Its like you have amnesia.
Its like nothing has changed yet you cant recognize anything.
Its like you try to say something yet the words dont come out.
Ever feel like life's just passing you by?
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The Exies - Ugly
Are you ugly?A liar like me?
A user, a lost soul?
Someone you don’t know
Money it’s no cure
A Sickness so pure
Are you like me?
Are you ugly?
We are dirt, we are alone
You know we are far from sober!
We are fake, we are afraid
You know it’s far from over
We are dirt we are alone
You know we are far from sober!
Look closer, are you like me?Are you ugly?
Turn a blind eye
Why do I deny? Medicate me
So I die Happy
A strain of cancer
Chokes the answers
Are you like me?A liar like me?
We are dirt, we are alone
You know we are far from sober!
We are fake, we are afraid
You know it’s far from over
We are dirt we are alone
You know we are far from sober!
Look closer, are you like me?Are you ugly?
I don’t care, you don’t care
I’m bitter, you’re angry
You don’t care, I don’t care
You love you, just like me
I blame you, you blame me
I’m bitter, you’re angry
You don’t care, I don’t care
You love you, like me
We are dirt, we are a...