We're Not Gonna Take It!

Bank Holiday Monday (yeah that was yesterday) Had an early start to yesterday... (well got outta the house 9:30... that may be late for some but hell yo its early for me). I had to make it to my friend's place by 11 and being bank holiday i wasnt sure how frequent the underground and all would be. But it was good, got there on time. Then we set off down to Southend where were supposed to meet up with some friends. Now Southend is like a seaside place with all kinda rides and has a fair kinda atmosphere. All kinda people selling all kinda stuff. Had never been there before, only heard of it. Anyways, so we set off.. it was about a 35 mile drive from my friend's place. Props to K n his K-mobile (Merc C240 '02 to anyone who's interested)... effortless cruiser... we were tearin up the motorway (freeway to some of you out there) at 100mph easy and it wasnt even noticeable. The car has an awesome sound system too.... Oh and he likes his music loud! (i'm gettin carried...

Ozzy's turn to blog Assalaam Alaikum all. Today ladies and gents.. i'll be letting Ozzy blog after a long time.. thing is normally when he opens his mouth i get into trouble so i try to keep him locked up most of the time.. (to those who dont know ozzy, he's my ummm evil side) Me and my elder bro went to watch the matrix reloaded today... nopes.. we couldnt.. the next 3 shows were booked.. and quite frankly we werent in the mood to start watchin a 2 hour movie at 11:30 at nite so we ended up watchin' X-men2. Hmmm.. nice.. decent effects... But a movie only worth watching once. For anyone who's seen the first one, they'll know Wolverine has a pretty short temper and once he gets a bit frazzled he turns into a regular Kenwood Multiprupose Slicer and Dicer... Anyways we're going the other way.. back to my story... Once we finished the movie.. me and bhai stepped out and the first thing he said was... That was you 10 years ago... (No i didnt have sideburn...

To Tomahawk or not to Tomahawk... (can i ask the audience???) Seeing as i've juss been threatened by a fellow chocohead to either update or get tomahawked...I decided i'd do it even though i'm damn tired right now... Anyways.. yeah weirdo stuff been going on.. aint gonna go into all the details today... but i think there's a prob with me and old ladies or something.. A few days ago i was gonna go drop off this monitor to my friend's place. So i doo di doo on over to the bus stop with a 15 inch monitor in my hand... and then 2 min later this old gentleman and a lady come to the stop too. The guy takes one look at me and goes.. 'here.. turn on the telly lets whats on then!'. (obviously he's jokin' around) and then the lady turns to me and goes... if u turn on any football or snooker i'll junk ur tv right here... then she looks at the guy and goes.. ' larry i dont think it's a tv though'... Obviously till now i'm juss enjoyin th...

It's all about the Desis Baby! Right now i'm talkin' to Shadanov on MSN... although I'm supposed to be working on my voice over IP project which was given out over a month ago and is due in 2 days and i havent even started it yet! (any volunteers to do it?) We're discussin' how we're gonna be takin' over the world (ok maybe juss hangin' out... not soo much world domination). Ofcourse the conquest shall start from the Baskin Ro... (oops.. i'm not supposed to mention food in my posts am I?) Yeah so ummm anyways.. we're gonna be takin' over the world... Anyone who's interested in joinin' us can simply fill out the followin' form and mail it to me or Mr. Shadanov Killalotsky (most questions juss require a yes/no/maybe/lemme ask my lawyer kinda answer). - Name (optional) : _______________ - Age (in light years) : _______________ - Relationship to Saddam, Sooddam, and Seeddam : _______________ - Number of Calories consu...

Freebies n me! :) Assalaam Alaikum. Apologies to the people who put up with my ramblings (even though i'm very sporadic these days). I've been just a bit busy with stuff, actually too much hapennin' these days, me juss tryin' to drag myself along with the pace. Anyways, on to my usual nothingness. Actually its more to do with how I somehow get freebies every now and then which come from the most random of places. Case in point, yesterday mom was too tired and my brain was racked so cuoldnt be bothered to cook nothing, so i volunteered to get fried chicken and stuff for dinner, Mom goes fine... So i get to teh place and its damn packed. Anyways... get in line.. wait 10 min for a chance to order. Then this weirdo oldish woman comes and stands next to me in line and begins to lean on me.. I'm juss move up a bit and the weirdo moves closer and leans again.. I'm like whass her prob.. move over again (i'm a very un-standoffish person) and yep.. u guessed i...

To blog.. or not to blog.. hmmm... c ya tomorrow guyz :)

It's out there! (and i'm even further out!) Ok I have officially lost it... There is a huge conspiracy going on against us former smokers who are trying hard to kick the habit (has anyone noticed i'm the only one who keeps thinking there are conspiracies going on all over the place???). Now this is absolutely true.. yesterday night after dinner I decided i'd go over to my friend's place so we can go for a walk or something. I get outta the house and immediately there's this like rush of cigarette smell that smacks me in the face... I'm like o maybe someone's been smoking here or something... no biggie.. I'm walking along.. and it's like the smells stayin' with me.. I'm like 'hmmmm... maybe the good ol' nose is in bloodhound mode pickin' up ciggy smoke whereever it can'... but about a min later i'm thinkin this aint me nose thats pickin' up the whiff.. it's all over the place.. so juss to make sure i ask a g...

We're not alone Not one who usually does it but i decided I'd take a look and see what exactly sitemeter has to say about my blog. The usual referrals came up.. from other blogs I usually visit.. from people typing stuff like 'Friends Roman Countrymen' in search engines.. but juss now sometihng weird caught my eye... Soemone actually searched for 'Umair loves Sana' .. Here's the weird bit.. my blog came up on top of the search results.. third was Sana's Blog and blieve it or not 6th was Cindy's blog . So in the top 10 results were three blogs which are within what i liek to call Blogistan. Very weird people out there.. even weirder search engines! Oh before I forget I'd like to say Jazaka'Allah to Abez once again for an absolutely hillarious post which had me in stitches forever! Raeesa Make sure those icecreams are packed air tight.. i dont want no impurities... have our connection in Cali ship them off as soon as possible (sor...

Guest Posts Galore! Assalaam Alaikum all. As is the rule of guest posts, i shall be putting up the post graciously written by Abez without editing (even if there are any spelling mistakes, but then again she's an english teacher so bah to that!) or even reading it for that matter. I shall read it once its on.. which will be in the next 5...4...3...2...1 "A lone car rolled silently up the street, passing unnoticed through the streets of Somewhere, UK. Unbeknownst to all, there sat within it- Usman. Yes, Usman, the usual suspect of such crimes as a recent heist where the thief lowered himself in from the ceiling of the Queen’s Private Baskin Robbins and made off with three of her most precious flavors- Kohinoor Krunch, Beefeater Brownie Fudge and Mind the Gap Grape Sorbet. But Usman was only suspected, never caught, never convicted, he always had bulletproof alibis. “Me? Steal the Queen’s Ice Cream?” he snorted contemptuously at the Scotland Yard, “Don’t be absur...