We're Not Gonna Take It!

Hia... Hua... Heea... DOH, you know the word! I'm going on a break! Yeap, seeing how just about everyone else has done it now, its my turn to take a break. This one wont be for too long Insha'Allah (I can hear the groans now!). I wish I could spare you lovely blogistanis for longer, but for the time being I dont think I have the option. I think I'll be away for between 2-3 weeks. As Yas bhai has pointed out, people are tired of reading stories and would like a proper update, since I have blogger's block right now.... all I'm gonna say is, I've bought the suit, the new shalwaar Kameez, all the bits to go along with both and am ready for whatever may come my way. I will insha'Allah be leaving on Tuesday, and depending on where I stay and how busy I get in the tons and tons of stuff I'll have to do, I may or may not be around blogistan. I was almost gonna forget to post this, but I was told I should do so by someone yesterday (you know who you are)...

The Saga Continues - The Final Showdown! Right, this is where the original story as written before comes to an end, if anyone wants, they can start a new one in the comment box... Anyways, I'd like to thank the people who contributed to the story and ofcourse to Sensei for the actual concept of the story! Now, without any further delays... the last part... As the silvery liquid took the form of an average hijabi, complete with hijab, it said, “Why do you guys think the Agency disguised me as Arnold? I am a terminator after all.” “But,” Usman sputtered, “Arnold the Terminator is a ghetto model, the kind with moving parts, not the liquid kind. That’s only in Termintor 2.” “I know,” liquid Abez shrugged, “It was a minor oversight on the Agency’s part. They haven’t seen either movie.” “Terminator or not,” Murali said, stepping closer to the secret agents, “None of you are leaving here alive!” Murali menacingly pointed a malicious-looking contraption in their directio...

The Saga Continues - Yep.. still!! Hmmm, not a huge audience to the story but oh well... cant be helped. To those of you lovely people who wish to be included, I'd love to, but unfortunately this story was written a coupla months ago and I dont wanna edit it. Although having said that, there's nothing to stop us doing a continuation of the story seeing this one did basically continue from where an unsavoury character named Usman was caught trying to take over the world with his Icecream Island. (sorry to all who missed that). Anyways, on with the show!! Agent Ar-Cee tapped twice on the super-small supercomputer located in the ear-piece concealed beneath her scarf. It made a quiet sound of electronic agreement (blip!) and began trying to triangulate the whereabouts of Agents X-Caliber, Usman, and Abez. She then sighed and ate four candy bars, none of which were actual candy bars, all of which were chocolate-covered mission briefings that failed to self-destruct after de...

The Saga Continues - Part II Agents Usman and X clunk across the street in their Paksitani Throwing Shoes to meet the undercover agent who will take them to tonight's SSGM meeting. U- Hey X, how will we know the undercover agent. We didn't get a name or a description before the Super was knocked out cold. X- Oh chillax, U-man. He'll find us. Just order an us the official drink of the SSGM, a Diet Latte with Non-fat Cream and Sweet & Low. U- Ohmygaud,X, don't look now, but Arnold Swazzinagger is staring at us! He's coming over now! Arnold- Hey guys, may I join you for a Diet Latte with Non-fat cream and Sweet & Low? Hey, great shoes, I saw some just like them in Islamabad! *whispers* Hey, it's me Agent Abez. The agency gave me testosterone shots, temporary cosmetic surgery (the latest thing) and inflatable muscle implants so I could pass as Arnold and infiltrate the SSGM. U-But Arnold isn't a girlie man. He's the terminator! ...

The Story!!! Ok, here it is.. the whackiest story i've ever read.. I've spread it over 4 parts. Some of you will obviously have read this before as and when it was being written and hence, will know the pretexts from which some of the twists in the story come from. To those who dont, well, I'd have to mention 5 or 6 different blogs with 20 odd enteries to understand the whole thing, so we wont go there. This story was a spin-off of the original sis Abez graciously agreed to do for me, which is why she is the one who started this one. Oh and by the way, at the end of a paragraph or section, the name of the person who wrote that section is written so everyone gets proper credit! The Saga Continues "The well-dressed man with the dark moustache cleared his throat and adjusted his tie. “Ahem,” he said in perfect Oxford Compulsory, “Agent Usman, are you listening to me?” Secret Agent Usman, who had been pushing an eraser around his desk and making vroom vroo...

RUN!!! Right, Apologies for not posting in over a month (thanks to Jaded for pointing that out!! :-p) I'm still not gonna post right now.. It's past 2 in the night man!! Anyways, just wanted to ask you guys if I should post that whack story from a couple of months ago.. cuz it's LONG (12 pages on word to be exact!). Or should I do a 3 part series kinda thing??? Let your voice be heard people!