Bash 'em all!
First off i'd like to say that Ozzy has been in the driving seat for the past coupla days as Abez rightly guessed on her blog. So if some have noticed a mean streak, it aint my fault, its Ozzy at the controls. Anyways
To those of you who have watched the Matrix Reloaded and are fans of it, i suggest you all click on the little 'X' on the top right corner of ur screens and get me outta the way cuz I juss watched it and well, Ozzy has a few things to say. First off, if you cant make something better than the original..DONT DAMN BOTHER! I mean it's not normally that u see a second movie do better than a first.. here they failed miserably.. before anyone sez it's part of the trilogy and crap... I dont care.. the movie SUX! Was it just me or was it that every single scene in that movie looked like it had been touched up on a computer before they decided to throw it in??? The action as usual was good, but they over-did it a bit this time around.. i mean one lame fight scene going on and on forever! I mean come ON!!!! And here's the big thing, all these LOOOONG fight scenes are coming from the asthma suffering cast of the Matrix. How can asthma sufferers fight for such long periods without going berzerk without air? Why asthma suffering i hear you say??? CUZ IT TAKES THE IDIOTS 10 breaths before they can say the next sentence.. I think they didnt have anyone to write dialogues this time so they extended the fight scenes to be longer and everyone sez 1 sentence in 5 minutes.
Oh well. then there's the fact that all the people living in xion (or however it is the damn place is spelled) when they are enthusiastic about something, they start jumping up and down like mad cannibals. I mean if that's them being free, I say hook all the lamers back to the Matrix where atleast they see a decent life and drive decent cars. The reason i bring up cars is cuz as far as i know, in that one chase scene in the middle, they spent 17 million US big ones. I dont care if you destroy trucks and police cars and all that, why did you guys have to go and destroy that absolutely beautiful Cadillac CTS-V... (ladies, skip the rest of this paragraph... guys read on!) 400bhp coming from a 5.7 litre V8 which destroys 60 in less than 5 secs. I mean for those who are interested, although slightly heavier, this means the Caddy can aim straight at the M3 and if not beat, can easily equal its performance. Argh... if you're reading this you watchamacallthemsky brothers (which i know ur not, hence the reason me dissing ur movie and making this weirdo request) you guys should've just given me that car... or if not that one, buy a new one and send it over!
On a positive note, those two pale dudes with the dreadlocks were awesome... (anyone notice how the bad guys in a lotta recent American movies are turning out to be brits) In this case, the french whacko (being the main baddy) and his two dreadlocked friends (who again I was impressed with, and the fact that they had brit accents made me feel at home... even though i dont have a brit accent... oh well go figure.. hmm.. these brackets are getting too long.. lemme close 'em). And another good thing, Agent Smith is back.. Albeit he's not Agent Smith no more.. he's juss Smith (i juss love the way he goes... 'Mr.Anderson').. sorta like juss Jack.. but the difference between Juss Smith and juss Jack is that fact that Juss Smith has come up with this awesome new game of tag where he sticks his hand in someone's shirt and they become him. Talk about cloning made easy... you scientists out there should be taking notes here! The fight scenes as usual were well chereographed... but juss a bit too much talking.. please.. keep their traps shut and a bit more action..
Ok.. no more matrixing... but umm.. people of weak hearts should stop reading now. Today i saw... umm... nay.. i'll describe it, you guys picture it, and then leave comments.
6 foot 2 inches or there abouts in height. Loooong wrangled up grey hair... high heels... mini skirt... bikini top... (you've got a mental picture now right??) now.. in the picture u've juss drawn up in ur head (or hopefully havent) insert instead of woman.. a man... yup.. that was a man in that gear.. probably the first time i've seen such a hideous monstrosity in my 876 years i've trundled this planet. I was nice and happily minding my own business when the guys start going ewww ewww that is nasty.. and i'm like i dont wanna know.. he goes but you gotta check this Usman.. i'm like what? he goes across the street.. I look up and i was like oh dang... (incidentally we named it Clare)I'm pretty sure i'm scarred for life and will have nightmares for the rest of my life.
Why did i have to mention that and have you all park your lunches and dinners in the small dustbins in your rooms?? Well simple reason... Just goes to show you what happens when you stop believing or acting on religion. Need i say more?
