We're Not Gonna Take It!

Ramadan Blog : Day 2 Ok so i missed day one! I juss got this weird idea today. :) As usual the days i'm home, the damn telephone always wakes me up. Today it was ummm.. I think my bank... or was it daddy's... I forget (got calls from both). Alhamdulillah the day was spent well. Plus did the obligatory running around any day that I'm home. My parents love to play pingpong (or tabletennis if u prefer, pingpong sounds funnier) with me on the day i'm off. I think they have a secret bet going on with each other as to who can make me do more during the course of the day. Oh well, not that i'm complaining.. Hey, i'm doing stuff my parents ask me to do, I get reward for it yo! How cool is that! Third day of Taraweeh. Alhamdulillah, (I know I keep going back to it but heck) if you've prayed Taraweeh in Makkah, especially in the last 10 days, Taraweeh anywhere else in the world seems short. But Masha'Allah the Masjid is soo full these days, i can only fin...

It's HEEEERRREEEEE Hurry hurry hurry step right up folks, its that time of the year again. Get all your sins cleared up, and you know what, this is a special offer for ya, be sincere for the next 30 days and all your sins will be cleared free of charge. All you gotta do it be sincere and pray a bit. *points to young man in the front row* I know what you're thinking son, it's too good to be true, but believe me it is, the only condition is that you gotta be sincere. Thats all, no strings attached. Its a limited offer folks, next 30 days only, and its open to all, so what you gotta lose? Try the miracle that is Ramazan today and be happy for the rest of your days! :) Well, everyone's been doing awesome posts about Ramazan recently... Abez and Choco-bean's posts stand out as real awesome writings. I would suggest anyone who has missed them to check them out. Since my writing skills would get an F even in the 2nd grade, i'll keep it short. Here's my...

Bombs Away! Awrigh awright you got me. I admit, I admit to it all!!! I was the third man on the grassy knowll, I was there when they scraped the remaining alien goo off the flying saucer in roswell in 1951 and I was on the Titanic on her maiden Voyage too! I'll even go on to admit that I framed Roger Rabbit and now, now I'm marrying Marvi!!! This is getting weird, ok, well it was weird right from the start, how a simple turkish word meaning the colour blue could turn into my marriage nightmare! Plus since then, a three eyed doktarni has come into the picture as well! Who sayz there arent girls out there for marriage!? Oh well, I guess I should get going, there is a project with my name on it and no contents waiting for me to go poke around with it. Some duas people! P.S. If by some weird coincidence, whenever i get married eons from now, its to a woman named Marvi, I'm coming for you all one by one!! :-p

On My Own Hmm.. even though i been out the whole week, every evening to some friend or the other, and i got others calling up to hook up... Just doesnt seem like much. Seems like i'm all alone. Ok, admittedly i should be thankful that I've got my hugely awesome parents, my big bro, soo many Masha'Allah awesome people around me, and then the blogistani cru which is just as awesome in their own way. But then again, isnt that how us homo sapiens act, never happy with what we have?? Hmm.. now that i've just typed that, i feel bad for this stupid lonely feeling.. LOL.. thass me, too confused for my own good!

Mavi This post comes cuz the Hijabified sis has me in her dailies and she asked me to update so i cant say no to that! Today dragged on forever, I'm soo tired i could faint... But since i've been told its a girl thing to do, I cant do it. Oh well... Yesterday we went to my cousin's place. My niece as usual was poking me... She does that kinda thing. She also uses me as her personal punching bag when she's angry. My stomach to be exact... but thank god she's only 14 years old so she never manages to do any damage. Masha'Allah she's the cutest thing ever.. She speaks urdu in a british accent (born and bred here). Her : Mammoo, main bohut angry hoon aaj. Me : kyun beta?' Her : abhi tak homework itna hay, main frustrated ho rahi hoon" and the rest of the sentence will be in english... And then she'll be like 'aik dafa punch kar loon?' And the aik dafa turns into like 10-15 punches. Then there's the obligatory F...

Coats Now the title of the blog may seem to be the most innocent of the world but behind it there's a huge conspiracy going on. Just today i was reading Mademoiselle's blog and I realized there was this hugely valid point she had made. To quote her "Coats are suppose to go OVER one's clothes so isn't it perfectly resonable for someone to buy a coat their "size" but not wanting it to fit exactly (as in *exactly* ) because it IS suppose to perform a certain fuction and be bigger than their actual size? Should the person have just ordered a bigger size? " That got me thinking, why in the world would something my size be not my size? And then I figured it out (yep, here comes another one of my world famous conspiracy theories ). I've realized that all coat makers in the world are actually doctors!! Now i'm sure you're all wondering how in glazed chocolate donuts (thanks Owl .. now i'm constantly thinking about 'em) can a c...

Me again A lotta people dont believe I can actually complain. That's mainly cuz they always come to me so they can complain... I aint complaining! (am i using the word complain a bit too much?) they want me to hear out their probs and stuff and try to give 'em advice and stuff... I'm always all ears, always trying to help. For all the baseball wielding and noggin sockin' stuff i advise to most people.. i am a huge bowl of jello on the inside, a softy to the core. But there is a problem with all that... I need to complain too sometimes... darnnit.. someone listen to me complain for once.. (i'm using the word too much again!) Dont get me wrong, I'll never pass an opportunity to do my bit for someone, just that i need to Anyways, I'm back... (as you can all see from the fresh post a bit grumpy as well) but hey thats me. I've come back with a vengeance, decided that i need to concentrate more on my project, get it done so i can go on me planned vacat...