2 fast 2 useless!
Ok, hands up all of you who have seen Fast and the Furious and not 2 fast 2 furious yet??? Right... All of you may go and sit over there and not read this... cuz this is gonna seriously dent ur intentions of watching the second installment of the awesome-cars-yet-crap movie!
Now, the first thing that I noticed was... (yeap i'm gonna be mean again) was the fact that all the dialogues for the main actor/hero kinda person were written by a 2 year old... Hmmm.. nah thass not accurate enough... they were written by a retarded 2 year old who is in love with the hip hop culture... yeah.. that sounds better.. I mean what is the deal with the word bro... Yeah a lotta people use it, but not as punctuation for their sentences!!! GAWD!!!
The cars as usual were class... Although i fail to see why he should have an EVO for the entire length of the movie as opposed to the Skyline??? I mean the skyline has menacing presence... i'll eat u and spit u outta my exhaust kinda looks... whereas in comparison the EVo and the Eclipse the other duud drove were more like... ummm.. lets have comparisons shall we... If the Skyline is an Arnie/Stallone/vin Diesel kinda thing.. then the Evo is errrr... Lio-de-i've-craped-my-pantsio... (yup it's bash Lio week on my blog).
Right.... one thing they definitely need to do is... (cuz they ended the movie like there's gonna be a third) is to find a better way of torturing crooked cops... I mean a rat trapped in a hot bucket on a big-fat-kentucky-fried-chicken eating crooked cop's belly?? PUUUHHHLLLEAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZE!! I mean cant a multi-millionaire bad-guy think up of any better kinda torture??? I mean it's probaly easier to juss make the guy sit through titanic... Twice if u wanna be really mean!!! Or make him listen to Brittany Spears! Or even worse... Justin Shiver-me-timbers-lake.
The ending of the movie was cool... I didnt know cars could fly... Although it was sooo predictable.. but well executed so i'll say yeah.. the movie's ok... Recommended to Petrol heads like meself only for the cars... If you're looking for a movie with a story... Watch the Teletubbies!
Ok, hands up all of you who have seen Fast and the Furious and not 2 fast 2 furious yet??? Right... All of you may go and sit over there and not read this... cuz this is gonna seriously dent ur intentions of watching the second installment of the awesome-cars-yet-crap movie!
Now, the first thing that I noticed was... (yeap i'm gonna be mean again) was the fact that all the dialogues for the main actor/hero kinda person were written by a 2 year old... Hmmm.. nah thass not accurate enough... they were written by a retarded 2 year old who is in love with the hip hop culture... yeah.. that sounds better.. I mean what is the deal with the word bro... Yeah a lotta people use it, but not as punctuation for their sentences!!! GAWD!!!
The cars as usual were class... Although i fail to see why he should have an EVO for the entire length of the movie as opposed to the Skyline??? I mean the skyline has menacing presence... i'll eat u and spit u outta my exhaust kinda looks... whereas in comparison the EVo and the Eclipse the other duud drove were more like... ummm.. lets have comparisons shall we... If the Skyline is an Arnie/Stallone/vin Diesel kinda thing.. then the Evo is errrr... Lio-de-i've-craped-my-pantsio... (yup it's bash Lio week on my blog).
Right.... one thing they definitely need to do is... (cuz they ended the movie like there's gonna be a third) is to find a better way of torturing crooked cops... I mean a rat trapped in a hot bucket on a big-fat-kentucky-fried-chicken eating crooked cop's belly?? PUUUHHHLLLEAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZE!! I mean cant a multi-millionaire bad-guy think up of any better kinda torture??? I mean it's probaly easier to juss make the guy sit through titanic... Twice if u wanna be really mean!!! Or make him listen to Brittany Spears! Or even worse... Justin Shiver-me-timbers-lake.
The ending of the movie was cool... I didnt know cars could fly... Although it was sooo predictable.. but well executed so i'll say yeah.. the movie's ok... Recommended to Petrol heads like meself only for the cars... If you're looking for a movie with a story... Watch the Teletubbies!
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