Guest Attack!!!
Yeah yeah.. so i post about people not updating then i disappear... i know i know.. I'm lazy... But in my defense... I had a friend over from back home and i didnt get much time to update... Anyways, to the people who would like me to link them, i'd love to do it too, but i'm contemplating (yay, i know long words) whether or not i should change the template or not. As some people will have noticed, there are blogs i visit regularly but havent added to me links.. If and when i decide to get something done, the first think i'll do is add the links.. please bear with my laziness people! On a different note, i have put up the fotolog so you guys should rush off and see it (well those who havent anyway) and yes i did hide the plates!
Props to Abez ji for the guest post below.. Awesome job as ever.. but this one, (to those who read her first guest post) is a continuation of it... and here's the good part.. it has not ending... yup... u guys decide how the story continues... the comment box is ur realm so let ur creative abilities rip!!! (i'd link to the previous guest post by Abez, but my archives are messed up... have to figure out how to get 'em back!) On to the guest post
"The well-dressed man with the dark moustache cleared his throat and adjusted his tie. “Ahem,” he said in perfect Oxford Compulsory, “Agent Usman, are you listening to me?”
Secret Agent Usman, who had been pushing an eraser around his desk and making vroom vroom noises, looked up and quickly said, “Of course chief, inasmuch as which, current situation notwithstanding and all that, wherein that, etcetera etcetera-“
The supervisor sighed and redirected his laser pointer to the diagram on the wall. “Current events notwithstanding, Agent Usman, your attention is needed. You only have one chance to prove yourself, and if you fail, you will be jailed for life as reprobate ice-cream thief.”
Usman sat up eagerly at the mention of ice cream. Ah yes, he remembered now, he had finally been caught and convicted as an ice cream thief, but the M-16, on recommendation of Agent Shadanov Killalotski (currently on religious leave), had given Usman the chance to redeem himself and turn his nefarious skills to good by becoming an agent himself.
So far things hadn’t been going very well. His plush office had been sealed, his limousine confiscated, and on top of that, his secretary, Ms.Sahar, had died. (again) He had been promised a souped-up,secret-agent-mobile, but so far he had seen nothing but an angry supervisor and a cute pink erasor, which looked reasonably like a mini cooper. Therefore, vroom vroom.
Usman parked the eraser and turned to face the supervisor, squaring his shoulders and doing his best to seem interested, competent, and not hungry. “Correct if I’m wrong chief…” Usman began, “But you said I would be given the opportunity to prove myself, and you said I would be given all the tools necessary to do so. So far you have given me nothing, not even a decent mission briefing.”
“Very well then,” the supervisor said, pointing to the diagram in front of him. “ Your mission, should you choose to accept, is…”
Yeah yeah.. so i post about people not updating then i disappear... i know i know.. I'm lazy... But in my defense... I had a friend over from back home and i didnt get much time to update... Anyways, to the people who would like me to link them, i'd love to do it too, but i'm contemplating (yay, i know long words) whether or not i should change the template or not. As some people will have noticed, there are blogs i visit regularly but havent added to me links.. If and when i decide to get something done, the first think i'll do is add the links.. please bear with my laziness people! On a different note, i have put up the fotolog so you guys should rush off and see it (well those who havent anyway) and yes i did hide the plates!
Props to Abez ji for the guest post below.. Awesome job as ever.. but this one, (to those who read her first guest post) is a continuation of it... and here's the good part.. it has not ending... yup... u guys decide how the story continues... the comment box is ur realm so let ur creative abilities rip!!! (i'd link to the previous guest post by Abez, but my archives are messed up... have to figure out how to get 'em back!) On to the guest post
"The well-dressed man with the dark moustache cleared his throat and adjusted his tie. “Ahem,” he said in perfect Oxford Compulsory, “Agent Usman, are you listening to me?”
Secret Agent Usman, who had been pushing an eraser around his desk and making vroom vroom noises, looked up and quickly said, “Of course chief, inasmuch as which, current situation notwithstanding and all that, wherein that, etcetera etcetera-“
The supervisor sighed and redirected his laser pointer to the diagram on the wall. “Current events notwithstanding, Agent Usman, your attention is needed. You only have one chance to prove yourself, and if you fail, you will be jailed for life as reprobate ice-cream thief.”
Usman sat up eagerly at the mention of ice cream. Ah yes, he remembered now, he had finally been caught and convicted as an ice cream thief, but the M-16, on recommendation of Agent Shadanov Killalotski (currently on religious leave), had given Usman the chance to redeem himself and turn his nefarious skills to good by becoming an agent himself.
So far things hadn’t been going very well. His plush office had been sealed, his limousine confiscated, and on top of that, his secretary, Ms.Sahar, had died. (again) He had been promised a souped-up,secret-agent-mobile, but so far he had seen nothing but an angry supervisor and a cute pink erasor, which looked reasonably like a mini cooper. Therefore, vroom vroom.
Usman parked the eraser and turned to face the supervisor, squaring his shoulders and doing his best to seem interested, competent, and not hungry. “Correct if I’m wrong chief…” Usman began, “But you said I would be given the opportunity to prove myself, and you said I would be given all the tools necessary to do so. So far you have given me nothing, not even a decent mission briefing.”
“Very well then,” the supervisor said, pointing to the diagram in front of him. “ Your mission, should you choose to accept, is…”
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