We're Not Gonna Take It!

Plugggggggggggies Yup. today's post is all about plugs... So in Alphabetical order: ChocoShereen Why you always call me a crackie... Yaz is the supplier.. u should go after her! Oh send me a self addresses stamped envelope and u get a Mars bar for postin' first :) Saharooo Whachu mean that aint like me.. thass totally me... did that post make sense?? no! well thass why.. cuz it was me... u tell me wat me posts are like :) Arshe ji Yay for old guyz with frizzy white hair ! (Einstein not me!) :) Dr. Evil If you own starbux how come i still pay for my lattes??? Bushrafied No no.. u cant not come to my blog anymore... I mean there's only a few people who actually make sense who come to my blog... ok.. a lot.... ok.. i'm the only looney aruond.. But dont boycott me please! *innocent smile* Grouchy I'm still tryin to figure out the deal with postin on ur blog... but yeah i soo agree art is over-rated crap and nothing more these days! Amina Thanks for ...

Intelligence I've finally realized how Einstein, Newton, Van goph and Ronald Mcdonald became such great thinkers, How they managed to become the epitome of intellect in their respective fields of interest, how they became the symbol of knowledge and enlightenment to this world we live in. (anyone who sez Ronald Mcdonald aint a genious has got to have a few screws lose!) anyways, like i was saying I've realized how all these people became the greats they are today... And you're probably wondering how i came to know how i got to know (or maybe you're juss thinking i'm a looney, are gonna go to google to search 'loonies' and see if i come up). Well, i'll tell you how... they did it doing absolutely nothing.. yeap thass right... they were doing absolutely didly squat when a weirdo idea came to them and they decided oh heck, have nothing better to do so might as well pursue this further! You wanna know how i came to this conclusion... (hmm.. last time i w...

Someone gimme something to write! Now the weird thing is I'm supposed to be studying right now.. but for some reason (well i can actually think up of a million) I juss dont feel like it... Now i'm sure Sensei Speed Demon will not approve of my laziness but the good part is she's thousands of miles away so i dont have to worry. Man unlike most people, i juss dont know what to blog about... everyone knows i am mad about icecream, mad about food... umm.. mad period! :) Now my bro says he wants to use the pc tonite cuz he's got work to do.. and i'm still thinkin if i should put together a second backup pc juss in case.. of such situations.. anyways.. he needs the pc now.. oh... before i go a coupla days ago they allegedly found papers showing payoffs by the Iraqi government to a British MP (member of parliament). Now the room they showed the papers to be taken from was in the Information ministry building or something.. The whole of the building is fried blac...

It's 1AM again! Interesting point DaYaz pointed out the other day that i only post at like 1am... (or close to it).. hmm..seems its the only time i get on to the pc to mes around... anyways.. oh yeah.. before i forget (yet one more time) please go back and look at the comments for the post on April 18...Reason i say that is cuz i put something down which came out hugely wrong and I juss wanted to straighten things out... I juss finished scannin' pictures of my bro's convocation (which incidentally was held in january i think) cuz my cousins in Pakistan had been dyin' to see 'em. First time i saw my pics with short hair and i have to admit i didnt know i looked this way, even though i see my ugly mug in the mirror everyday, but i looked soo different in the pics i couldnt believe it. Hmmm.. But now i'm seriously considering lettin' my hair grow back.. liked it better that way. Oh was talkin' to this guy about marriage today... well actually he ...

MIscellaneous Watched "Catch me if you can" today. The movie had me going between going wow to laughing my head off. Awesome perfomances, great story. And the great bit is its all true... (well i hope they havent distorted the truth too much anyway). Watched "Confessions of a dangerous mind" yesterday... see those are the kinda movies i juss dont wanna watch.. the all too serious contemplating-life-while-i-go-along-killin'-people kinda stuff which i juss hate... Gimme Ace Ventura any day!

Conspiracy Theories Galore No this one aint about eye-raq and their weapons of mass liposuction... this is an even deeper plot which is a common yet unnoticed problem in hundreds of countries, in millions of homes. Its almost so dicrete no one even knows its there... But i'll tell you all, i'm on to the buggers! (distinctly british word) It's all about... oh wait... i gotta go drink some water... *gets up and goes*.... *drinks water*.... *comes back*... ok.. where was i.. oh yeah... it's all about.. wall sockets... Not any old wall sockets.. Electrical wall sockets... Now before you all condemn me to the bin of lunacy (besides i've been there so many times all the shopkeepers there konw me so nyah nyah! :p) hear me out. Well first of all, they place the damn things in like the worst corners of the room.. so like you have to position the tv so it only faces the window directly and the sunlight shines straight through on to the TV screen and you can only see the ...

Pool Sharks Ah yess.... been a long time since Ozzy was down in a pool hall... And today him and a friend walked into this half classy pool place (which happens to be very near ozzy's place but he'd never been inside before) Ozzy hasnt played pool regular since his sophomore year or junior year back in cyprus but today after being down 1-3... Ozzy finally got back to his old form and whooooooooooooooooooooa it was 5-4 to Ozzy in the end.. needless to say he went home veddy veddy happy. :) I've recently been given some very good advise (a la Arshe ji) that i should keep my posts short cuz i cant really pull of long ones.. Basically she didnt mean that but she explained how its supposed to be (which was my original idea too) that i keep it short and sweet.. cuz truth be told people i cant pull off long posts.. they get dreary and booring like this one's beginnin' to be right now... So i shall grab the first vine i see and swing on outta here... (clears throat) ...

Sunny London To Yaz : I'd love to send you the fries and i will... but I need to have Baskin Robbins icecream in return.. no cheap imitations for me please. Cuz ummm, i actually had some today, German chocolate, jamoca almond fudge and cookies n cream... (yes, less than 3 scoops is a crime in my book) and ofcourse topped off with hot fudge. Yumminess. :) Whoever said life aint fair never tasted BR.

Bored?? Incidentally.. if someone's really really bored.. have a look at this... (only if you're really really bored otherwise i'll start gettin' hate mail!) This one!!!

Where does time go? It juss seems like yesterday when i was 2 years old that i.... Nooooo... the title of the post doesnt have any relation to that kinda story... it's more like i lost my damn watch!! Arghh.. nah.. kiddin.. not that either... I'm juss thinkin' how much i've done today... and by the looks of it, it aint much... Woke up around 10ish... (or was it 10:30).... thass one good thing about a day where u dont have work or uni.. u sleep till u please... well not really but a bit more than usual.. so yes, woke up... got myself together.. some olive oil on my hair.. then went about the house business.. got a bit of cleaning up done... Then realized it was the last day to clear up my bills before Mr.Interest came along... so made a dash for the bank... Now for those of you who have been puttin' up with my insanity for say 3 months or so will remember that my bank branch burned down around that time.. We were told it would be open as of the 8th last week.. So...

Yours Randomly Seems like i'm getting extremely lazy when it comes to bloggin... But then again these days seems like all my countrymen in blogistan (save a few) are under the influence of the same laziness i am! Ho humm... and so it goes.. Anyways... Had a nice Juma today.. oh Juma Mubarak to you all :) In the evenin' as usual my friend called up.. Seems like that guy's got the eating-out bug these days... Couldnt really be bothered but he's the kinda person who if u say no to gets all cry-baby on u so i said what the hey.. we went down to juss grab a burger and pizza... Damn man some of these places juss dont know how to make a burger.. I mean i take one bite of the burger and a fountain of catsup and mayo squirts out. I sooooooo hate it when they do that, mix ketchup with mayo... ARGH... well atleast the pizza was decent. Ozzy wanted to get on the guy's case about it but i thought the guy's selling Halal food which is Sawab in itself... why go after him ...

Outta the way!!! A coupla days ago, Bushra asked on Raeesa bro's blog if we could ever be serious for once. Well Bushra Van Serious... I read the paper everyday, watch news on 4-5 different channels, have headings scream out at me on the net... and whass it all about? Lying, deciet, death, destruction... its hardly ever you watch the news and see something which actually makes you smile and think oh hey thass a good thing thass happenned. Allah Ta'ala says in the Quran "And surely, We shall try you till We test those who strive hard and patient, and We shall test your facts." (47:31). No obviously once u've read all that news and stuff and then you worry about parents and relatives and friends all the time (even juss now as i write this post i've heard some more testin' stuff)... We've had a few deaths in the family in the last 2 months or so... then there's friends (the good ones that is) Just last week a friend of mine had a car acciednt...

Guest Post As promised here is the guest post by Sahar. :) And no Sahar i havent read it yet.. i'm juss gonna post it then read! -------------------------------------------------------------- HACKERS! YEA! *NEWS FLASHHHHH* this blog has been hacked! or wait has it? ANYWhoooo!! today ur normal 'ozzy' iznt gonna be the same old person. so be prepared to be erm.. well expect something out of the ordianry atlEAST! and oh yeahz, this entry iz gonna be from a third person view. ) narrated from the hacker of course) *ahem* but its all true i tell ya.. true liesssss. Today Mr. Usman had an extremely weird day. First of all he went to school!! i mean like duh he goes to UNI but school? That thing was pretty new to him (and me and you too). cuz he likka learned the latest nursery rhyme going around.. umm he forgot the name of it tho. ANYWAYZ, after school he got chased by a band of 1 kid who was riding his unicycle, yup UNI (cycle) upside down all the way to ...

The results have finally come in ladies and gen'lemen... Now, before i announce the results, i have to say i had the answers in my head from the beginnin'... My favourite icecream outlet is Haagen Dazs.... and my favourite flavour is.... LOL.. think i juss saw 5 jaws drop to the floor when i said Haagen Dazs... :p HEHEHEHE.. So everyone got the outlet right.. even the Baskin Burfees and the Asian edition of Baskin robbins.. interesting choice in flavours i have to admit.. most of the ones mentioned i do like... meetha paan being my runner up favourite obviously... But the winner of the guess Usman's fav icecream outlet and flavour is........... *drum roll, man gets shot outta cannon, woman puts head in lions mouth and trapeze artists start twirlin around.. SPLAT.. one falls* anyways.. umm yeah.. the winner is.. My very own niecey wiecey.. She got the outlet right (who didnt??) but she's the only one who said any type of chocolate! I mean come on people.. i'm sure af...

Hey dudes and Hijabis and everyone else in between...:) How you all been doing.. yeah sorry i aint been around... Coupla things been going on at home and then Ammi wasnt feeling too well so just didnt have any time cuz i was like runnin' around the house doing all the cookin' and cleanin'.... Dad offered to cook.. but thing is.. when dad offers to cook.. it's like.. Dad : Usman bayta can u chop the onions.. Ozzy in my head : Juss say no u wuss! Me : comin' dad.... Dad : and can u pour some oil in the pan.. Me : No probs dad Dad : And juss pull out bla bla bla spices and put 'em on the counter ok Me : Done it dad! Dad : and cut up the parsley and tomatoes too while ur at it... Me : Errm.. Dad, i've started on the meat now.. so umm.. i mite as well finish it.. u juss relax :) So, yeah i do all the cookin' n stuff... I luv me ammi and like when she's down, juss cant bear to see her like that.. And since the house is soo Ammi-fied, the w...