Conspiracy Theories Galore
No this one aint about eye-raq and their weapons of mass liposuction... this is an even deeper plot which is a common yet unnoticed problem in hundreds of countries, in millions of homes. Its almost so dicrete no one even knows its there... But i'll tell you all, i'm on to the buggers! (distinctly british word) It's all about... oh wait... i gotta go drink some water... *gets up and goes*.... *drinks water*.... *comes back*... ok.. where was i.. oh yeah... it's all about.. wall sockets... Not any old wall sockets.. Electrical wall sockets... Now before you all condemn me to the bin of lunacy (besides i've been there so many times all the shopkeepers there konw me so nyah nyah! :p) hear me out. Well first of all, they place the damn things in like the worst corners of the room.. so like you have to position the tv so it only faces the window directly and the sunlight shines straight through on to the TV screen and you can only see the sun reflecting off it instead of your favourite tv show. In the evening, you have to draw up the curtains or everyone in the house behind urs will know u watch ur favourite epsiode of teletubbies over and over (I can see some of you have already lost some sleep now) They put the damn outlets like 2 inches above the ground so you absolutely have to bend down to plug in something and if you're someone like me who can get aches and pains in any part of the body unannounced at any time... it aint very good. Plus they put 'em in a place where they know you're gonna put a table anyway so they sit up their in their big fat chairs in the electricians who rule the world conference tables and laff their heads off watching you bend uncomfortably like a wad of plasticine to plug in ur damn radio! Then what they'll do is juss put in one outlet when they know in the average household there is definitely going to be more than one electrical appliance plugged in. In my room, i've got my pc, printer, phone, chargers for 2 cell phones (mine and mom/dad's) a charger for an electric shaver and currently my friend's mp3 player which he's decided to leave with me for a while which i use to listen to Qir'at in the morning. So that's 7 appliances and 4 outlets.. do the maths and u can realize i'm stretched to twister-esque proportions while i decide (in extreme pain) which plug i can pull out to plug in something else. And to top it all off... They'll put warnings on all electrical items and in some cases near outlets that small kids shouldnt be allowed near them as they mite stick in their fingers or some item and (god forbid) be electrocuted. WHY THE HECK DID YOU PUT 'EM SOOO DAMN LOW SO EVEN A KID ON ALL FOURS CAN EASILY GET TO ONE??? I'll tell you why.. its soo they can all entertain their sick sense of humour juss thinking of how we're runnin' around after little kids all the time making sure they done get too close to the electrical outlets.
Phew... thass enuff rambling for the day... so what i'll do is finish off with something which i posted on this blog but means soo much, it juss had to be mentioned here too.
"O you who believe! If a Fasiq (liar - evil person) comes to you with any news, verify it, lest you should harm people in ignorance, and afterwards you become regretful for what you have done." (TMQ 49:6)
No this one aint about eye-raq and their weapons of mass liposuction... this is an even deeper plot which is a common yet unnoticed problem in hundreds of countries, in millions of homes. Its almost so dicrete no one even knows its there... But i'll tell you all, i'm on to the buggers! (distinctly british word) It's all about... oh wait... i gotta go drink some water... *gets up and goes*.... *drinks water*.... *comes back*... ok.. where was i.. oh yeah... it's all about.. wall sockets... Not any old wall sockets.. Electrical wall sockets... Now before you all condemn me to the bin of lunacy (besides i've been there so many times all the shopkeepers there konw me so nyah nyah! :p) hear me out. Well first of all, they place the damn things in like the worst corners of the room.. so like you have to position the tv so it only faces the window directly and the sunlight shines straight through on to the TV screen and you can only see the sun reflecting off it instead of your favourite tv show. In the evening, you have to draw up the curtains or everyone in the house behind urs will know u watch ur favourite epsiode of teletubbies over and over (I can see some of you have already lost some sleep now) They put the damn outlets like 2 inches above the ground so you absolutely have to bend down to plug in something and if you're someone like me who can get aches and pains in any part of the body unannounced at any time... it aint very good. Plus they put 'em in a place where they know you're gonna put a table anyway so they sit up their in their big fat chairs in the electricians who rule the world conference tables and laff their heads off watching you bend uncomfortably like a wad of plasticine to plug in ur damn radio! Then what they'll do is juss put in one outlet when they know in the average household there is definitely going to be more than one electrical appliance plugged in. In my room, i've got my pc, printer, phone, chargers for 2 cell phones (mine and mom/dad's) a charger for an electric shaver and currently my friend's mp3 player which he's decided to leave with me for a while which i use to listen to Qir'at in the morning. So that's 7 appliances and 4 outlets.. do the maths and u can realize i'm stretched to twister-esque proportions while i decide (in extreme pain) which plug i can pull out to plug in something else. And to top it all off... They'll put warnings on all electrical items and in some cases near outlets that small kids shouldnt be allowed near them as they mite stick in their fingers or some item and (god forbid) be electrocuted. WHY THE HECK DID YOU PUT 'EM SOOO DAMN LOW SO EVEN A KID ON ALL FOURS CAN EASILY GET TO ONE??? I'll tell you why.. its soo they can all entertain their sick sense of humour juss thinking of how we're runnin' around after little kids all the time making sure they done get too close to the electrical outlets.
Phew... thass enuff rambling for the day... so what i'll do is finish off with something which i posted on this blog but means soo much, it juss had to be mentioned here too.
"O you who believe! If a Fasiq (liar - evil person) comes to you with any news, verify it, lest you should harm people in ignorance, and afterwards you become regretful for what you have done." (TMQ 49:6)
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