Guest Post
As promised here is the guest post by Sahar. :) And no Sahar i havent read it yet.. i'm juss gonna post it then read!
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HACKERS! YEA! *NEWS FLASHHHHH* this blog has been hacked! or wait has it?
ANYWhoooo!! today ur normal 'ozzy' iznt gonna be the same old person. so be prepared to be erm.. well expect something out of the ordianry atlEAST! and oh yeahz, this entry iz gonna be from a third person view. ) narrated from the hacker of course) *ahem* but its all true i tell ya.. true liesssss.
Today Mr. Usman had an extremely weird day. First of all he went to school!! i mean like duh he goes to UNI but school? That thing was pretty new to him (and me and you too). cuz he likka learned the latest nursery
rhyme going around.. umm he forgot the name of it tho.
ANYWAYZ, after school he got chased by a band of 1 kid who was riding his unicycle, yup UNI (cycle) upside down all the way to college. After he came home huffing and pufffing, he went staright to his room, locked the door and started his homework. but right when he started, he heard a sniffing noise. STARTLED he looked under the bed. There sat an EVILISH monster. Ozzy started screamin like a girl.. "AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!! MOMMY DADDY!! HEEEEEEEEEEELPP!!" but then the sniffing noise went away. and so did his terrible reactions. HE sat back down, and started on a report called, "every action deserves an equal but opposite REaction".
and right when he was about to print it out [pshh he doesnt save anything!] the electricity, just went away! like zap! gone! the computers screen went to tally BLACK! puzzled, and EXTREMELY angry, he went out to
in-ves-tea-gate. outside, the wind was ROARING loud. and a lot of people were gathered.. together having tea. but then ozzy saw the uni boy (who had coincedently stolen his bicycle) forgetting the electricty problem he ran to
get sweet revenge i.e give him a punch or two on his nose AND also give him a pretty pink eye.
But before he could do that EVEN, ozzy saw the ICE CREAM MAN! forgetting everything he wanted to do, ozzy ran to buy a big fat cone of Any-Flavor-of-chocolate ice cream. [baskin robbins of __ course]. he eagerly ran to the man, thrust a 87 dollar bill (oops pounds.. hes a LONDONER!) in his hands and bought the WHOLE entire erm wagon(?} Gleefully, he jumped on the wagon smashing it and sending the ice cream flying all around. Seeing the stray icecream [without an owner] people dropped their teacups and ran to get the ice cream. Needless to say, they found all the ice cream covered in mud and dirt, they ran back to thier tea which had fell on the freshly-mowed grass. the tea wasnt drinkable either and the people angry that they lost thier evening tea and snack, started throwing muddy ice cream cones on poor kid usman.
This brought Usman into a FIT of tears. well nearly at least! He ran home without looking at anything covered in mud ice cream. he had lost all his ice cream and that waas all that mattered! at home, he remembered his report, which reminded him that he DESERVED to take action [reaction] because, that was a simple law of everything! he began crying (almost crying) again over the loss of his report, which reminded him, about the loss of electricity. which reminded him to go outside. BUT!! as he passed the kitchen he saw his sister eating ice cream. HIS ICE CREAM HE THOUHGHT! he stomped up to his poor sister, and snatched the whole cooone from her hands. bewildered she started screaming, "MAMMA BHAIYA KO DAYKHAY NAAAH!!" his brother (thinking he was the mom around the house) came running in the kitchen to find his big brother and little sister fighting over a puny cone of ice cream. "LET GOOO OF THE ICE CREAM CONE!!" he screamed. surprised both of them let goo and it fell plaaat on the ground.
"don't ya EVER bother the ice cream again, dummmmys!" said his brother as he walked out of the room. usman sighed, greatly saddened. another ice cream was destroyed. Ahh well he went to his room and and turned on the computer again. LUCKLY MS word had saved his essay (on every action deserves an equal but opposite REaction) like it usually does.! just as he was about to click the 'PRINT' button, the door bell rang, and he ran downstairs helter skelter hoping it was some ice cream. BUT naaaayy, it was the thief uni- boy who felt kinda guilty about stealing a bike. he gave it back and ran away. And just then usman hheard *ANother* ice cream man. HE dropped his bike and RAAAAAAAAAN as fast as his legs could carry him to the ice cream man. aaaaahhh you don't wanna hear the resttt.
so yah anyways, this proves that usman has a veeeryyy short attention span and all he cares about his ice cream. uh-huh! and hey, its true i witnessed it even. jay kay. OF COURSE! OF *SPACE* *SPACE* COURSE!! (the last time of course would be spelled right in this blog , i think)
*AND OUTTTTTTTT*
As promised here is the guest post by Sahar. :) And no Sahar i havent read it yet.. i'm juss gonna post it then read!
--------------------------------------------------------------
HACKERS! YEA! *NEWS FLASHHHHH* this blog has been hacked! or wait has it?
ANYWhoooo!! today ur normal 'ozzy' iznt gonna be the same old person. so be prepared to be erm.. well expect something out of the ordianry atlEAST! and oh yeahz, this entry iz gonna be from a third person view. ) narrated from the hacker of course) *ahem* but its all true i tell ya.. true liesssss.
Today Mr. Usman had an extremely weird day. First of all he went to school!! i mean like duh he goes to UNI but school? That thing was pretty new to him (and me and you too). cuz he likka learned the latest nursery
rhyme going around.. umm he forgot the name of it tho.
ANYWAYZ, after school he got chased by a band of 1 kid who was riding his unicycle, yup UNI (cycle) upside down all the way to college. After he came home huffing and pufffing, he went staright to his room, locked the door and started his homework. but right when he started, he heard a sniffing noise. STARTLED he looked under the bed. There sat an EVILISH monster. Ozzy started screamin like a girl.. "AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!! MOMMY DADDY!! HEEEEEEEEEEELPP!!" but then the sniffing noise went away. and so did his terrible reactions. HE sat back down, and started on a report called, "every action deserves an equal but opposite REaction".
and right when he was about to print it out [pshh he doesnt save anything!] the electricity, just went away! like zap! gone! the computers screen went to tally BLACK! puzzled, and EXTREMELY angry, he went out to
in-ves-tea-gate. outside, the wind was ROARING loud. and a lot of people were gathered.. together having tea. but then ozzy saw the uni boy (who had coincedently stolen his bicycle) forgetting the electricty problem he ran to
get sweet revenge i.e give him a punch or two on his nose AND also give him a pretty pink eye.
But before he could do that EVEN, ozzy saw the ICE CREAM MAN! forgetting everything he wanted to do, ozzy ran to buy a big fat cone of Any-Flavor-of-chocolate ice cream. [baskin robbins of __ course]. he eagerly ran to the man, thrust a 87 dollar bill (oops pounds.. hes a LONDONER!) in his hands and bought the WHOLE entire erm wagon(?} Gleefully, he jumped on the wagon smashing it and sending the ice cream flying all around. Seeing the stray icecream [without an owner] people dropped their teacups and ran to get the ice cream. Needless to say, they found all the ice cream covered in mud and dirt, they ran back to thier tea which had fell on the freshly-mowed grass. the tea wasnt drinkable either and the people angry that they lost thier evening tea and snack, started throwing muddy ice cream cones on poor kid usman.
This brought Usman into a FIT of tears. well nearly at least! He ran home without looking at anything covered in mud ice cream. he had lost all his ice cream and that waas all that mattered! at home, he remembered his report, which reminded him that he DESERVED to take action [reaction] because, that was a simple law of everything! he began crying (almost crying) again over the loss of his report, which reminded him, about the loss of electricity. which reminded him to go outside. BUT!! as he passed the kitchen he saw his sister eating ice cream. HIS ICE CREAM HE THOUHGHT! he stomped up to his poor sister, and snatched the whole cooone from her hands. bewildered she started screaming, "MAMMA BHAIYA KO DAYKHAY NAAAH!!" his brother (thinking he was the mom around the house) came running in the kitchen to find his big brother and little sister fighting over a puny cone of ice cream. "LET GOOO OF THE ICE CREAM CONE!!" he screamed. surprised both of them let goo and it fell plaaat on the ground.
"don't ya EVER bother the ice cream again, dummmmys!" said his brother as he walked out of the room. usman sighed, greatly saddened. another ice cream was destroyed. Ahh well he went to his room and and turned on the computer again. LUCKLY MS word had saved his essay (on every action deserves an equal but opposite REaction) like it usually does.! just as he was about to click the 'PRINT' button, the door bell rang, and he ran downstairs helter skelter hoping it was some ice cream. BUT naaaayy, it was the thief uni- boy who felt kinda guilty about stealing a bike. he gave it back and ran away. And just then usman hheard *ANother* ice cream man. HE dropped his bike and RAAAAAAAAAN as fast as his legs could carry him to the ice cream man. aaaaahhh you don't wanna hear the resttt.
so yah anyways, this proves that usman has a veeeryyy short attention span and all he cares about his ice cream. uh-huh! and hey, its true i witnessed it even. jay kay. OF COURSE! OF *SPACE* *SPACE* COURSE!! (the last time of course would be spelled right in this blog , i think)
*AND OUTTTTTTTT*
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